I Can Turn into a Fish by Little Fish Eats Dragon Meat

Synopsis and Starting Chapter
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35 - Perfect Body
Chapter 36 - Streamer
Chapter 37 - Collaboration?
Chapter 38 - Fight!
Chapter 39 - Stunned
Chapter 40 - Renovation
Chapter 41 - Plateau And Sales Volume
Chapter 42 - Returning The Courtesy
Chapter 43 - First Time In The Water
Chapter 44 - Danger
Chapter 45 - First Fight
Chapter 46 - Remolding Himself
Chapter 47 - Powering Up The Control Ability
Chapter 48 - No Fish
Chapter 49 - Reporters
Chapter 50 - Take It Or Leave It
Chapter 51 - Weird Fish
Chapter 52 - Shady Store?
Chapter 53 - Playing Big – 1
Chapter 54 - Playing Big - 2
Chapter 55 - Crazy Tourist Trap – 1
Chapter 56 - Crazy Tourist Trap – 2
Chapter 57 - Crazy Tourist Part – 3
Chapter 58 - The Happy And The Panicked
Chapter 59 - Child Worker
Chapter 60 - Acquaintance
Chapter 61 - Cross Species Reformation
Chapter 62 - Mo-Crocodile
Chapter 63 - Construction Finished
Chapter 64 - Homecoming
Chapter 65 - Dried Fish
Chapter 66 - Fishing In The Night
Chapter 67 - Sunken Boat
Chapter 68 - Naturally Made Dried Fish
Chapter 69 - Aquarama Ornamental Fish And Aquarium Equipment Exhibition
Chapter 70 - The Mo-Crocodile’S Worth
Chapter 71 - Back To Hai Qing City
Chapter 72 - 72&73 Picking Fish &Dragon Fish – Arowana
Chapter 73 - Reforming The Arowana
Chapter 74 - Attending The Exhibition
Chapter 75 - The Feast Of The Aquarium
Chapter 76 - Dragon Fish Kings (1)
Chapter 77 - Dragon Fish Kings (2)
Chapter 78 - Dragon Fish Kings (3)
Chapter 79 - How Can A Small Flame Compete With The Bright Moon?
Chapter 80 - Bet
Chapter 81 - Kato Showa
Chapter 82 - A Real Dragon
Chapter 83 - The Black Horned Snow Dragon King
Chapter 84 - Fame
Chapter 85 - An Invitation From Hai Qing Ministry Of Tourism
Chapter 86 - Borrow Fish
Chapter 87 - Treating Guests
Chapter 88 - Restaurant Plan
Chapter 89 - Dragon Travel Resort (1)
Chapter 90 - Influence And Going Aboard
Chapter 91 - Arriving In America
Chapter 92 - Ocean Sky Cruise
Chapter 93 - Marching On The Mississippi
Chapter 94 - Leveling Up Crazily
Chapter 95 - An Oddity
Chapter 96 - System Upgrade Energization
Chapter 97 - Mysterious Energy
Chapter 98 - Reform Attempt
Chapter 99 - Failed
Chapter 100 - Attacked
Chapter 101 - Goldmine
Chapter 102 - Shocking David
Chapter 103 - Premium Ingredients
Chapter 104 - Returning Home
Chapter 105 - Fish Farms
Chapter 106 - The Bid (1)
Chapter 107 - The Bid (2)
Chapter 108 - Winning The Bid
Chapter 109 - Pupu’S Grandfather’S Troubles
Chapter 110 - Sonar Fish
Chapter 111 - First Time Into The Sea
Chapter 112 - Jellyfish And Christmas Tree Worms
Chapter 113 - The Dream Like Aquarium (1)
Chapter 114 - The Dream Like Aquarium (2)
Chapter 115 - Hire
Chapter 116 - Searching For Fish With Abilities
Chapter 117 - Gifts And Abilities
Chapter 118 - Sword Fish And Yellow Fin Tuna
Chapter 119 - Auction
Chapter 120 - Reforming: The First Merman
Chapter 121 - Monstrous Learning Ability
Chapter 122 - Arrangement
Chapter 123 - Acquaintance
Chapter 124 - Taking Shape
Chapter 125 - David’S Arrival
Chapter 126 - Brother, Your Eyes Are Really Good
Chapter 127 - Attending The Conference
Chapter 128 - Conference
Chapter 129 - Having Guests
Chapter 130 - Having Guests Part Two
Chapter 131 - Purchasing A Fishing Ship
Chapter 132 - Progress
Chapter 133 - Go, Mermen!
Chapter 134 - Fishing For The First Time
Chapter 135 - Wastrel
Chapter 136 - Highlight Of The Collection Part One
Chapter 137 - Highlight Of The Collection Part Two
Chapter 137.5 - Picking Fish
Chapter 138 - Highlight Of The Collection Part 3
Chapter 139 - The Opening Promotion
Chapter 140 - Invitation
Chapter 141 - Popular
Chapter 142 - Scary Income
Chapter 143 - Hunter In The Ocean
Chapter 144 - Wolf And Sheep
Chapter 145 - The Sea Wasn'T Calm
Chapter 146 - Under Scrutiny
Chapter 147 - Selling The Black Horned Snow Dragon King
Chapter 148 - Saintly Dragon And Primordial
Chapter 149 - Arowanas And Aquariums
Chapter 150 - Popular
Chapter 151 - Fish Died
Chapter 152 - Pathetic Saintly Dragon And Primordial
Chapter 153 - Followed
Chapter 154 - Fighting
Chapter 155 - Winning The First Battle
Chapter 156 - Power
Chapter 157 - Police Station
Chapter 158 - Calmness
Chapter 159 - The Stunning Result Of The Trawler Catching
Chapter 160 - Seine Fishing
Chapter 161 - It’S Hard To Catch Large Fish
Chapter 162 - Seafood
Chapter 163 - Storm
Chapter 164 - Ocean Sunfish School
Chapter 165 - Warning
Chapter 166 - Competition Over The School Of Fish (1)
Chapter 167 - Competition Over The School Of Fish (2)
Chapter 168 - Fishing
Chapter 169 - Great White Shark
Chapter 171 - Hunting The Shark Part One
Chapter 172 - Shark Hunting Part Two
Chapter 173 - Shark Feast Part One
Chapter 174 - Shark Feast Part Two
Chapter 175 - Filming A Movie?
Chapter 176 - Agreement
Chapter 177 - Bigeye Tuna
Chapter 178 - Red Coral And Gold Mine
Chapter 179 - The Public Seas
Chapter 180 - Sea Cucumber Mountain
Chapter 181 - Perfect Ending
Chapter 182 - Hunting Dolphins
Chapter 183 - Assault In The Sea!
Chapter 184 - : The Fight Between New Money
Chapter 185 - Cruise Ship Entertainment
Chapter 186 - Gulf Of Thailand Sea Snake (1)
Chapter 187 - Gulf Of Thailand Sea Snake (2)
Chapter 188 - Sea Snake Company
Chapter 189 - The Amazing Sea Cucumbers
Chapter 190 - Return
Chapter 191 - Harvest
Chapter 192 - The Present Situation
Chapter 193 - Take Me To Show Off
Chapter 194 - Father And Mother In Law
Chapter 195 - Fishing Competition
Chapter 196 - Golden Bachelor Part One
Chapter 197 - Golden Bachelor Part Two
Chapter 198 - The Movie And The Death Of Sword One
Chapter 199 - Prachuap Khiri Khan In Thailand
Chapter 200 - Killing On The Sea
Chapter 201 - Catching Sea Snakes
Chapter 202 - Pet Houndfish
Chapter 203 - Control
Chapter 204 - A Sudden Storm And A Sea Snake Group
Chapter 205 - : Annulated Sea Snake (Hydrophis Cyanocinctus)
Chapter 206 - English Aristocrat
Chapter 207 - Auction Part One
Chapter 208 - Auction Part Two
Chapter 209 - Prehistoric Fish Part One
Chapter 210 - Prehistoric Fish Part Two
Chapter 211 - The Powerful Dunkleosteus
Chapter 212 - The Birth Of A Scary Race
Chapter 213 - Fisherman?
Chapter 214 - I Really Am A Fisherman
Chapter 215 - A Man’S Conversation
Chapter 216 - First Generation Second Generation
Chapter 217 - Bad Acting And Arrogance
Chapter 218 - Kneel And Apologize
Chapter 219 - I Will Play The Lead Role?
Chapter 220 - Dolphin Rider
Chapter 221 - The Sunken Submarine
Chapter 222 - Feng Quo’S Retaliation
Chapter 223 - Filming And Fighting Back
Chapter 224 - Jealousy
Chapter 225 - Legends Of The Ocean Part One
Chapter 226 - Legends Of The Ocean Part Two
Chapter 227 - Announcing The Dunkleosteuses
Chapter 228 - Opening And The Police
Chapter 229 - : Looking For Trouble
Chapter 230 - Popularity And Trouble
Chapter 231 - : Courting Trouble
Chapter 232 - Beating The Father Together With The Son
Chapter 233 - My Fish Farm
Chapter 234 - Gene Cultivation Of Precious Fish
Chapter 235 - Genes Acquired
Chapter 236 - Fierce Sea Louse
Chapter 237 - One-Headed Abalone.
Chapter 238 - Cultivation
Chapter 239 - Alligator Gars
Chapter 240 - Development
Chapter 241 - Boarding A Naval Ship
Chapter 242 - Seeing The Dunkleosteus Again
Chapter 243 - Treasure In The Shipwreck
Chapter 244 - Fantasies Of Giant Beast Trainers
Chapter 245 - Incredible Special Effects (1)
Categories Genre: All, Comedy, Fantasy, Ongoing Status: Ongoing Tags Authors: , Alternative names: 我可以变成鱼,


Total Chapters in book: 245
Estimated words: 380467 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1902(@200wpm)___ 1522(@250wpm)___ 1268(@300wpm)

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Book Synopsis / Detail / Information:

A chance to change, to challenge destiny, making dreams a reality, and live a legend! A regular man gains a system that allows him to turn into a fish!

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Chapter 1

Chapter 1: I can turn into a fish!





“Hong long (1)”

“Hua la la (2)”

“Screw this sh*tty weather!” Chu Xian cursed as he slammed the door of his shop.

Chu Xian walked to the back cupboard and took out his mat and blanket. After washing up and brushing his teeth, he immediately dove under his blanket. The thunderstorm made him a little restless.

“One more month and then I’ll be free,” Chu Xian joked with a bitter smile.

After he graduated, Chu Xian went out and found a job. After a year of abuse with nothing to show for it, he decided to make a go for it on his own.

After thinking for almost a month, Chu Xian finally turned to his parents and borrowed 30 grand of their hard-earned money, renting a storefront on the Gu Wu(3) street near the university to sell ornamental fish.

Since opening this shop, without even taking the expensive rent into account, each month’s profit never exceeded three thousand. It had reached the point where Chu Xian couldn’t even afford a separate apartment and had to move into this tiny 10 square meter shop. Now there was only a month left on his lease.

“F*ck, this novel’s author is actually a eunuch (4). F*ck you sh*tty eunuch! I hope you never get hard again!” Chu Xian cursed when he found out the novel he was following was no longer going to be updated.

Reading novels was Chu Xian’s main pastime, and now that the novel he’d been following for more than a month turned out to be a eunuch, Chu Xian was suddenly frustrated and bored. As he listened to the thunder, all he could do was laugh bitterly.

“Ai!” Chu Xian sighed. Just to kill time, he started browsing through different phone games and randomly chose “Big Fish Eat Little Fish.”

“The Wi-Fi is so shitty! Can’t you upgrade to 20M? And you call yourself a computer store? Curse you! I hope you close down just like me!” Chu Xian swore shamelessly as he stared at the 20kbps download speed.

“98%… 99%… finally.” Chu Xian stared at the number 99 on the phone screen, a smile on his face.

“Hong long!”

A sudden lightning bolt cut through the sky and split the air with a deafening blast.

“The f*cking rain needs an accompaniment – heaven is being such a little b*tch!” Chu Xian heatedly complained after flinching while wrapped up in his blanket.

And so Chu Xian didn’t see his phone screen flash black with a new message: Big Fish Eat Little Fish is updating,1%..10%..20%…

This kind of download speed could only be from some 100 MB Optical Fiber cable.

After tidying his blanket, Chu Xian lay down again. Because of his bad eyesight, he held his phone in front of his face, but he soon felt his hand burning and saw sparks flying.

“F*ck me, my Samsung! (5)” Chu Xian paled, screamed and hurriedly threw his phone to the side.

“Hong Long!”

“Peng! (6)”

The phone exploded with the sound of thunder. Chu Xian felt his hand was fine, so he got up to turn on the light as he wiped the sweat from his forehead.

“What?” Chu Xian looked around confusedly. His place was clean.

“What, Samsung grenades aren’t nukes–how is there not even a piece of debris?” Chu Xian thought as his face blackened (7). His phone wasn’t some 6000 RMB brand, but a 1000 RMB poor man’s phone; he’d only used it for half a year and never expected it to explode (8).

“F*ck, my money!” Chu Xian shouted with a broken-hearted expression.

“F*ck my life!”

“Ding. Big Fish Eat Little Fish is finished installing. Start? Y/N”

A mechanical voice suddenly appeared in Chu Xian’s head (9). Chu Xian jumped and looked around in a panic. “Who said that? Who are you? Where are you?”

“Ding. Big Fish Eat Little Fish is finished installing. Start? Y/N”

Chu Xian barely finished asking and the mechanical voice reappeared, causing Chu Xian’s face color to change endlessly (sic). (10)

“Start!” Even though everything that was happening was unbelievable, Chu Xian had read enough fiction that he gradually calmed down enough to respond (11).

“Ding. Big Fish eat Small Fish System is online and merged with host. Host can now see personal status.”

The mechanical voice stopped, and in his mind appeared an image.

“Horse balls (sic).” When he saw the image in his mind, Chu Xian cursed. In his mind floated a Samsung phone with a game and a character on the screen.

The screen’s character was identical to Chu Xian: a handsome appearance, melancholy expression, elegant hair, and – eh, just a poor loser. Right next to his character was a game introduction.

Name: Chu Xian

Status: Human (Can Transform into a Fish!)

Level: 1 (New-Born Little Fish, 5cm!)

Combat Power: 0.5

Passive Talent: Devour – can evolve from eating smaller fish.

Control – can control lower leveled fish.

Big Fish Eat Little Fish System Ability:

Remold – can change the shape of self or fish under your control. (Every transformation will lower your level and the level of the fish you control)

“What is this system?” Big Fish Eat Little Fish? Is this a joke? How can such an unreliable system exist? Transform into a fish? You mean turn your mom into a fish!” Chu Xian cursed. As he looked at the introduction of the system, his face became black.

“F*cking hell, just try to turn me into a fish and see what happens.”

Chu Xian barely finished uttering these words when he horrifyingly discovered that the world in front of him had completely changed.

“What the?” Chu Xian swallowed some saliva as he stared at the blanket right in front of him. He tried to turn his head but discovered that his head couldn’t move at all. He couldn’t feel his hand or feet.

“I turned into a f*cking fish!” Chu Xian opened his mouth to speak but immediately felt like he had lost his life-source and was so thirsty he was about to die.

“I want to be human again!” Chu Xian hurriedly yelled in his mind.

In a flash, his body returned to normal. Chu Xian looked down at his body with an incredulous expression. He walked up to his mirror to look at himself then said, “Transform into a fish!”

In the mirror, a pinky-sized fish appeared in his vision. As Chu Xian saw his body he finally believed that he really turned into a fish.

He looked at the status in his mind again and saw some minor changes.

Name: Chu Xian

Status: Fish (Can Transform into a Human!)

Level: 1 (New-Born Little Fish, 5cm!)

Combat Power: 0.5

Passive Talent: Devour – can evolve from eating smaller fish.

Control – can control lower leveled fish.

Big Fish Eat Little Fish System Ability:

Remold – can change the shape of self or fish under your control. (Every transformation will lower your level and the level of the fish you control)

“Fish. Human. I can actually transform.”

Chu Xian transformed back into a human and stared numbly into the mirror.

Translator’s Thoughts


I may insert (sic) for creative effect when things aren’t strictly speaking incorrect. And I may have added more swear words for REALISM. Realism only, I promise.

(1) – this is what thunder sounds like in China

(2) – this is what rain sounds like

(3) – 古屋街 or Ancient House Street

(4) – Authors (and the novels) who discontinue their novels are referred to as eunuchs. I think this is probably because the authors are considered impotent for not finishing what they started, but the genius of this phrase may be eluding me.

(5) –Allegedly, Samsung is well known for creating excellent grenades. The conspiracy is whether this was written before or after Samsung released their product.

(6) – This is one of the many intricate sounds of exploding things – joining the ranks of boom and bang and many others

(7) – the many abilities of the Chinese face are just another aspect of the inherent superiority of yellow skinned people.

(8) – or did he? *conspiracy hat on*

(9) – this is a question for our resident scientists: is there a difference between a voice in your head and a voice outside it? Answer in the comments section for a chance to win an iPhone XXL!

(10) – and you thought I was kidding with 7

(11) – I’ve never figured out whether or not I would actually say yes to this kind of thing. What would ya’ll do? Maybe if it was a really hot voice.


Total Chapters in book: 245
Estimated words: 380467 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 1902(@200wpm)___ 1522(@250wpm)___ 1268(@300wpm)